From the Desk of Natasia:

Feed Me (Fancy Feast)

A Song by Natasia Minners

Sung to the tune of 2AM (Breathe) by Anna Nalick

 

2AM and Iím sitting very still in my place

Contemplating biting my human on the face

I keep my fangs very sharp and

I know how to use them.

 

As I silently stare, soundly sleeping she lies

While my stomach it grumbles of course - no surprise

She keeps sleeping nicely

While Iím slowly starving

 

ĎCause thereís Fancy Feast in the closet

And the can I canít get into

And the minutes tick slowly by

 I donít know what to do

No one will hear my cries of hunger

Iíll sing it so youíll understand

 

Feed Me

Fancy Feast

Feed Me

Fancy Feast

 

2AM and I howl because Iím still awake

My stomach is growling and my tummy aches

The human tells me to be quiet

But I just ignore her

 

And I stand on her head and I grab at her ear

But she doesnít quite seem to notice that Iím here

Mean woman, Iím starving

Why wonít you feed me

 

ďCause I know where the treats are

But I canít quite get in there

No handles on the cabinet

Why is life so unfair

Nobody hears me as I scream loudly

Feed me you darned evil human

 

Feed Me

Fancy Feast

Feed Me

Fancy Feast

 


 

To read more feline prose, check out the following links:

Rascal Sees A Therapist
Rascal Sees A Therapist - Part 2
Natasia Sees A Therapist
Natasia Sees A Therapist - Part 2

Natasia Sees A Therapist - Part 3
Natasia's Note to Grandma
Natasia's Cat Toy Review
Why I Hate Halloween

My Love-Hate Relationship With Thanksgiving
Deck the Halls with Catnip Presents!
Ringing in the New Year with Catnip and Fancy Feast
Mice Beware!
Thoughts of Spring
An Educated Kitty


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