From the Desk of Natasia: Feed Me (Fancy Feast) A Song by Natasia Minners Sung to the tune of 2AM (Breathe) by Anna Nalick   2AM and I’m sitting very still in my place Contemplating biting my human on the face I keep my fangs very sharp and I know how to use them.   As I silently stare, soundly sleeping she lies While my stomach it grumbles of course - no surprise She keeps sleeping nicely While I’m slowly starving   ‘Cause there’s Fancy Feast in the closet And the can I can’t get into And the minutes tick slowly by  I don’t know what to do No one will hear my cries of hunger I’ll sing it so you’ll understand   Feed Me Fancy Feast Feed Me Fancy Feast   2AM and I howl because I’m still awake My stomach is growling and my tummy aches The human tells me to be quiet But I just ignore her   And I stand on her head and I grab at her ear But she doesn’t quite seem to notice that I’m here Mean woman, I’m starving Why won’t you feed me   “Cause I know where the treats are But I can’t quite get in there No handles on the cabinet Why is life so unfair Nobody hears me as I scream loudly Feed me you darned evil human   Feed Me Fancy Feast Feed Me Fancy Feast     To read more feline prose, check out the following links: Rascal Sees A Therapist Rascal Sees A Therapist - Part 2 Natasia Sees A Therapist Natasia Sees A Therapist - Part 2 Natasia Sees A Therapist - Part 3 Natasia's Note to Grandma Natasia's Cat Toy Review Why I Hate Halloween My Love-Hate Relationship With Thanksgiving Deck the Halls with Catnip Presents! Ringing in the New Year with Catnip and Fancy Feast Mice Beware! Thoughts of Spring An Educated Kitty For feedback, visit our message board or e-mail the author at natasia@g-pop-net.